Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
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