just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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