Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Randomize
