she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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