I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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