I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
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