This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
