Christians are straight up FREAKS
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
there is puke in my bra ... again
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