Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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