Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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