you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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