dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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