I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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