You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I think I am morally bankrupt
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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