i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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