she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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