i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I made him laugh his dick is mine
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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