she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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