The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
i out mim tonsoeep
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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