then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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