we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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