Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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