so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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