Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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