goodnight i made you a song goodbye
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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