We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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