i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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