she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
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