Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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