tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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