Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
ok first of all what the fuck
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Randomize
