when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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