Will you blow on my dice?
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
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