I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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