singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
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