i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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