When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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