Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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