Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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