Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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