You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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