I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
smell my finger.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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