its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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