This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
