I got chris browned last night
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
well you can't waste a boner
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
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