ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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