He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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