I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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