What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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