Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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