Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
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