omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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