People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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