how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I did not marry a roomba.
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