Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
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