soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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