Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
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