yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
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